A few days ago, I totally lost my cool. I got so frustrated with the situation I'm currently in (I live with my parents in a soulless upper-middle-class WASP suburban zone) that I snapped. So much raw vitriol came streaming out of me, and it was hours before I could finally get control of myself. I don't know what kind of vibe I was emitting externally, but inside, I felt like this.
Incidentally, the guy in that video is slated to appear in the next movie by the director of The Hangover. Could be exciting. I accidentally received a leak of the film's script in the mail; apparently, it calls for Dax and the asian dude from The Hangover to make love like dolphins on the beach at sunset. In a climactic scene, a triple rainbow will shoot out of Dax's ass and circle the entire globe. I smell Oscar.
I'm grounded. My parents won't even let me leave the house to go for a walk. This suits me just fine, because, anyways, in these winter months I'm afraid of Sasquatch. So I have a lot of free time on my hands. Usually, I sit cross-legged two-inches from the north-facing wall in my bedroom (meditating) and stare at the perfect beige paint for hours. I wish there was more color in my life.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Sunday, January 16, 2011
the angry video game nerd.
There's so many "Mikes" in the world. It's just a fact of life and the confusion it creates is a curse that burdens all Mikes together. When I was in middle school, there was another kid named Mike who shared several classes with me. He was more popular than I was and I hated him.
Today, covered in raw, festering ooze, I crawled out of the sewer which is my home long enough to huddle in front of a warm, glowing computer screen, and watch the following video. A fellow Mike (more specifically -- "Motherfucker Mike", how scary) teaches kids about a glitch in a classic and iconic game.
Cinemassacre is the brainchild of my friend James Rolfe, better known in geekdom as the Angry Video Game Nerd. The force is very strong with this one. We met at the first annual ScrewAttack Gaming Convention, back in '09. Held in Dallas, the three-day event was hands-down the best convention I've ever attended. There were some great guest speakers and the whole thing just had a really great vibe to it. I became drunk and raised hell at one of the many after-parties. It was magical to say the least.
If you, like me, are a fan of classic gaming, be sure to check out this upcoming show at Gallery 1988 in Santa Monica, CA. It looks like it's going to be sick.
Today, covered in raw, festering ooze, I crawled out of the sewer which is my home long enough to huddle in front of a warm, glowing computer screen, and watch the following video. A fellow Mike (more specifically -- "Motherfucker Mike", how scary) teaches kids about a glitch in a classic and iconic game.
Cinemassacre is the brainchild of my friend James Rolfe, better known in geekdom as the Angry Video Game Nerd. The force is very strong with this one. We met at the first annual ScrewAttack Gaming Convention, back in '09. Held in Dallas, the three-day event was hands-down the best convention I've ever attended. There were some great guest speakers and the whole thing just had a really great vibe to it. I became drunk and raised hell at one of the many after-parties. It was magical to say the least.
If you, like me, are a fan of classic gaming, be sure to check out this upcoming show at Gallery 1988 in Santa Monica, CA. It looks like it's going to be sick.
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